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Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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It sounds like he licks you.

ooohh thats so sexy

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That's how you express affection in crazy town. :)

I guess that's why they say a dog is mans best friend lmao

Lol there are some really good responses to this.

TawnyAnarchy 7

I don't understand why this comment got so many down votes. It's not like you said anything that wasn't true.

If thats not love I dont know what is..

He licked you, so now he owns you. Those are the rules :) Lol.

That's how I've called dibs on the monkey bars in winter when I was a kid. Let's just say we were stuck together for a while.

psychopolarbear 28

Better than the alternative way a male dog claims something. Could have been worse, just saying.

At least he didn't take you out to dinner and then mug you.

Why don't you just kiss him instead of waiting for him to kiss you?

Did that to a guy I really liked. That guy has been my boyfriend for 2 and a 1/2 years now.