Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML
cookies1616 tells us more.
(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.
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iAmPaul 49
I don't even understand how you could manage to do that. Did he have piercings on it?
swaglesshipster 23
Points for trying? :D
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bleedingglitter 24
Oh wow. I think I would be gun shy after that too.
BigBubbaJ 13
Never let the bastards get you down. Climb back up on that horse and ride!
j_inks23 19
I googled it & got more than I wanted, I deeply regret said search.
Sweetjessierose 8
Oh OP I feel your pain :( The same thing happened to me the same way, but the guy I was with wasn't about to stop what he was doing. In the end I had to kick him off the bed to make him stop (best bit is that it was the top of a bunk bed).
cookies1616 5
It's nice to know I'm not the only one out there! But OMG WHAT D: ?!?! That's terrible. I'm so glad it was a bunk bed! Like..how do you even still feel turned on in such a situation?
Sweetjessierose 8
We were in cabins for a friend's wedding in the country, and we were both pretty drunk. I found out the reason we call him 'Grub'...I had bite marks all over my face and neck in addition to my tongue injury :|
reaxion 25
A+++ for effort, but FYL for blood and barfing
Drakone 9
Anyone else just learn what the name of that part of they the tinge it was from this post?
Hildy93 21
*Googles frenulum*
marcranger 29
Thank you for your noble sacrifice, OP. Now I will have this story to fall back on as a really good reason why I don't give BJs!
Helldemon 32
Guess you shouldn't eat or kiss anyone either since people here have ripped it doing those things as well.
marcranger 29
The lack of kissing, I could live with! Physical contact in general really isn't for me!
sweetnsourrr 11
This is why you dont have sex, it can kill you.
cao2015 1
This happened to me but I was making out with my bf and tugged my tongue a little too hard.