Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML
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(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.
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iAmPaul 49
I don't even understand how you could manage to do that. Did he have piercings on it?
swaglesshipster 23
Points for trying? :D
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Comments (119)
Andrewski12 18
Maybe he has a needle dick.
ToxicTyrael 26
At least he still loves you though :)
alkoy 4
Now that's what I call dedication!
blostrich_ 19
oh gosh...that sounds horrible..and awkward.
abNormal62 23
Enthusiasm is always appreciated But not the strangest bedroom war wound I have heard of I hope appropriately reciprocated
whitnayfortooh 29
you can go down on me ;)
Scryll 17
Well this just got weird
cari_cat 19
But her boyfriend still loves her!
captainsmegma 12
You go girl. That is some powerful **** sucking.
Delsanity 13
A for dedication and A for effort, bet your bf is happy guy .
siggy_mcsigx 22
Why would a guy stop caring for his girlfriend after she got a sex-related injury??
CrazyMelvin 14
See you on "sex sent me to the ER"