Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML
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(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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iAmPaul 49
I don't even understand how you could manage to do that. Did he have piercings on it?
swaglesshipster 23
Points for trying? :D
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Comments (119)
flexseal 14
hot damn. hope you're ok OP.
meatball4122 11
Pi
Denny1988 19
how does that happen? does he have a penis dick?
chickenshit6 3
I had to google what a tongue frenulum was....