Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
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KuronoEru 26
I have a feeling it might be one of your class mate who hasn't done their own homework..
KayDee29 31
I bet they were expecting college books to be in there. You can essentially buy a house if you can sell those to the right the person.
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Comments (81)
Whydoucare24 8
Do you save it on a flash drive or your email??
ughvictoriaxd 12
Start taking pictures of your work after its finished
haleyanne96 3
They just wanted your homework. They'll give it back after they turn it in
momac86 17
And that's why you never leave stuff in a car
chosha_fml 27
Do you not save assignments on your computer? I don't think you deserved it, but you should never leave a bag visible in a car. At least put it in the boot (trunk).
suri23 11
Police report will back up your story to your professors. Hope you had your assignments on flash drive.
5Beans6 6
Who steels a backpack?
fantasyworld 39
I've learned to put that stuff under the seat, away from view.
KILLRxSPREEx612 8
Oh boy, that's gonna be a hard one to explain...