Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
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KuronoEru 26
I have a feeling it might be one of your class mate who hasn't done their own homework..
KayDee29 31
I bet they were expecting college books to be in there. You can essentially buy a house if you can sell those to the right the person.
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Comments (81)
dakatabg 31
Not your lucky day
copperlund 14
I hope it wasn't too close to their due dates! Sorry OP!
vlalam 24
Seems like an insider work and totally suspicious to me.. are u sure?
Neekovolwf 22
That sucks OP, tell the teacher so that if they hand them in they get disqualified!!
tanishpradhan 20
Dog ate em' makes for a better excuse..
Bigfabthetruth52 22
I hope u made copies of that shit
limegreenpoopie 31
ouch...I hope your teacher understands :(
NickEd 11
that blows
teazyfisher 15
I think fml is communicating with you with their new blog.
cari_cat 19
A similar thing happened to a friend in college. It even made it to the local newspaper. Luckily the class tutors had already seen the work and were sympathetic enough to grade from memory. Hopefully something can be sorted out OP x