Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
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maxhhh 18
OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)
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Stitcher 14
Why go inside? Bushes man... bushes...
13ky13 20
You Sir, are a classy ************.
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Comments (122)
MaySFML 4
Decisions man, decisions. At least you don't have to feel guilty about buying an expensive recliner and can enjoy it :')
Edumcg 24
they didn't had a bathroom? sorry OP. I hope you're feeling well.
bikergirl93 18
why did u got a a furnuture shop, u just thought hey i feel sick lets walk to the furniture store to sit down......it doesnt make sence. plus i hope its a nice recliner
CanadiansPlease 13
I'm curious as to why you had to go to a furniture store. I'm pretty sure everyone has a chair in their houses. Unless you were shopping at that time.
sanecatlady 13
If that happened while I was shopping the in store I would have to leave immediately and maybe never come back. I'm emetophobic and I often have bad dreams where people around me are puking, ugh.
Slimma 20
I'm just thinking if you are out and about and start feeling that way... you didn't think of going to a restroom? Why sit on furniture? Least... why would you sit on an expensive piece of furniture? Surely they had some on sale for cheap that you could have sat on.
jakedepilot 3
What if you couldn't afford it ?what could they do to you ?send you to jail ?
mk8833 9
Why when feeling sick did you decide to go to a furniture store to sit down? Or were you already there when feeling sick
andrealovvve 17
With just that being said, why the **** would you go to a furniture store and not your house? Or a bench outside so it's easy cleanup??
4x4kid 7
Should of sat in leather