Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
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maxhhh 18
OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)
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Stitcher 14
Why go inside? Bushes man... bushes...
13ky13 20
You Sir, are a classy ************.
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Comments (122)
sirlancelot 3
Why did you go to a furniture store to sit down? Why didn't you just stay home n sit there?
middlesister04 5
Chile you really deserved that.
ctlnaaia71 8
Wash it and rinse it well.
perdix 31
You should have plopped down on a cheap chair in the clearance section. It probably would have been vomit-stained already.
iVulpixelz 1
Maybe it's just me... But maybe OP worded it wrong and he was already at the furniture store..
Jaidatazzy 11
That sucks...although why did you go there?
truesarrif 33
Next time find a home depot and go to the toilet section .. plenty of choices there
Punkpoptart1119 20
Why didn't you go home?
justmeCee 16
YDI Op for going in a store when you feel sick, an expensive lesson to learn, but now that your stuck with the vomit stained couch, just get it shampooed with a steam cleaner and it should clean it right up.
peacejunior 12
Is it at least portable? Get better soon OP.