Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
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Chvdl 0
I would rent those...
zulucharlie_fml 0
Ummm, gay people would...? Or maybe people who stare at it for five minutes...?
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PianoManGidley 0
#11: Hope you're joking. Otherwise, have fun on your crusade to get all adult material banned or else making sure all children stay at home in sheltered bubbles until they're 21. OP: For one, yes, that stuff exists, and there's a huge demand for it. People who have no problem reading gay material exist. This includes plenty straight people who aren't judgmental against the gay culture. For another, why care what other people you don't even know and with whom you'll likely never have any interaction think? YDI for both those reasons, but not for the reason you think. Grow up.
Curtieeeez 0
Hahaha, niiiice ;D
_cheeseballs 0
I would rent it ;'D
Death_to_my_life 0
Yaoi FTW. I'm actually a yaoi manga author/artist myself, so its really great to hear you can find them in libraries nowadays. Actually, many of the mangas aimed at boys get to being so famous due to the influence caused by a female audience who enjoy pairing male characters up with other male characters (ex: SasuNaru in Naruto, or GrimmjowxIchigo in Bleach). Because of yaoi, lots of the Shounen-Jump manga is more popular then it would be without yaoi fangirls. YOUR WELCOME. (lol)
Sofa_King 0
I thing you just discovered that special place in your mind, that stares at gay **** material for five minutes without realizing it. Good for you :-)
wthman 0
Forget renting; there are actually girls that would buy that stuff, alright. Not a big surprise. Yaoi's pretty cute tho.
mimblewimble_fml 0
I would. I love Yaoi.
BaldOuting 0
homophobe
weefoo 0
everyone seems to be attacking the OP, i dont think he was surprised that it existed or even that people read it. i think that he was disgusted that people would borrow ****, whack off to it, and then bring it back covered in love juice for someone else to get their jollies off to. which is just point blank ******* digusting. i would've done the same thing, because i would've been intrigued by it, but wouldn't have had the balls to touch it. i agree, FYL.
plexico 4
Staring at you? Were you sporting a boner?