Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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Top comments
barlessprison 16
hate to break this to you but those guys were probably in cahoots and had this really elaborate plan where one of them "saves" the damsel in distress.
Mirorbo 27
... Where's the "WTF?!" button?
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Comments (141)
invicta8926 0
No honor among thrives! LOL!
PYLrulz 17
or thieves for that matter
Smittyb24 4
that is true
captaincook_fml 1
He was prolly just pissed bc he wanted to rob her first so went and got it back, then remembered his rent was past due lol
Wheredidgrungego 12
Wow. People are just complete assholes nowadays. Just loving the world right now.
docscientist 10
Eh, it's the same as it's always been.
iknowimawesome 13
You should've TRIED to chase him down... (I'm assuming you didn't)
you_freak 7
Why?
ilovehamburgers 0
Maybe he wanted to exercise before bringing it back to you. I'm sure he'll be back in week.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
There's always a bigger fish... ;]
Barney_Rubble_75 0
I had a similar mental image [like]
yallreadyknow 0
ahahahahahahahaha
SchiTzenGiglez 0
hahahahahahahahahaha
Screwie 25
Hahahahahahaha!
imnotcraZ 0
haha what are the chances?
Livinia 11
What a dick. FYL.
Krilleee 5
hahaha what a gentleman!
Livinia 11
So what has being 'cool' got to do with that?