Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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barlessprison 16
hate to break this to you but those guys were probably in cahoots and had this really elaborate plan where one of them "saves" the damsel in distress.
Mirorbo 27
... Where's the "WTF?!" button?
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Comments (141)
prince122 0
haha wallets FTW!!!!!! no one can steal that shit.
nate_msm 0
erm pick pocket ?
Barney_Rubble_75 0
yeh... no-one ever has their wallet stolen... dude, WTF?!
mandy_rox 0
uhh why didn't you chase after him yourself? ydi for expecting Superman to come save you.
DjeePee 25
So, OP, someone stole your purse and you just stood there, completely incapable to run after the thief?
KittyKatGirl 15
What is with the people saying she deserves it, because someone else got it? if some kid steals my purse, I would go after yes, but I have been pushed, punched before for trying to get my purse back, so it would depend if something worth that risk, or if someone else was trying to help.
lionheart822 13
you gotta remember, this is a site and a lot of people put there simply get their muse by "trolling". it helps if you just picture the "trollers" in the fml situation and imagine how they would REALLY act in that kind of situation, words are just a meaningless way of communication which is why actions speak louder than words. trollers just speak in heinsight because they think they wouldve done something different but in reality most women would do they same as what OP did, depending on what was stolen of course.
AmyLikesRice 0
Double robbed muah.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
that sucks OP. it IS something you're gonna laugh heaps about in the future. I laughed! ;) hope you didn't lose too much cash and/or personal items. don't forget to cancel your cards.
garfield224 0
That's funny. No offense but it is
TheRainKing 0
Just be thankful you were too ugly to be raped.
Jimster1712 0
doublepowned
aquariusangel420 0
chop toxicity I ****** LOVEEE ur avi Jim Carrey is THE MAN lol