Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
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RealReality 12
At least she will look nice for her funeral.
myoukei 31
At least she'll look nice at her funeral? Rest her stylish soul. (Sorry op, that's unfortunate).
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Comments (149)
kookysoc 11
Omg...
amandajlucas2015 2
My thoughts exactly
Old_Iron_Sides 6
"Today the last thing I saw was the inside of a salon, I never even got to tell my family goodbye, FML"
jnaust 8
FMD **** my death
gc327072 31
Today, some idiot's car alarm kept going off at my funeral. FMF
Tezoma 28
The look on your face when you finally found out she had died must have been priceless. A definite FYL though.
amba69 0
Wow, she really didn't wanna pay up for that perm.
HighGTurn 12
So wrong but so funny.
lishajoy777 14
why would this ever be something someone deserves. "oh you cut hair? here's a dead lady. have fun" smh!
beatlegirl27 20
That's so sad
DocBastard 40
Goddammit, she asked you for a "dye job" not a "die job"!
gracehi 33
Ah well, tomato, tom-- ... Wait... It doesn't work when I write it.
Cainicide 5
Clever.
paaronoid 4
& the worst part is that you didn't even get paid or tipped for your hard work and time! How dare she just die on you while you were in the middle of doing her hair? The audacity of some people. FYL. :(
truth_spitta 0
OP should have taken some money out of her purse....lol
DuRpY 5
Worst hairdresser ever! :D Watch out, she might sue.
goose12321 11
Wouldn't surprise me, being in America and all.
Metallica36176 16
No, but the family can.
bogart20 13
She loved your hair cut do much she died. R.I.P stylish grandma