Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
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fearthereaper79 0
That's what you get for trying to do something nice. You should blow the pic up and make him a poster, ask him to explain himself.
newjerseyguy 0
awesome idea, lol
stingray626 0
5 lmao
stephanie911_fml 0
MiLF?
colpyrd350 3
well that sucks
maniaap 0
mother is the other....
saleha97 4
ur mother is ur second other, i think (:
missrubyruby 0
gold
chester75 5
lol I was going to say the same thing
Molski 5
You gotta love Freud (:
Sparkadelic 4
Am I the only one that understood this reference, people?
cathy0x 3
oedipus complex :)
perdix 31
Have you ever heard Brits pronounce that word? It's hilarious! It sounds just like: Eat a puss. So imagining that the OP's boyfriend has an Eat a Puss complex about his mom is just puke-worthy!
perdix 31
You should never go in a man's "sock drawer," because that is usually his masturbation kit. So, how do you stack up against Mom?
sourgirl101 29
I've never heard that saying. I have heard "your mother is the first woman you ever loved" before. I'm guessing it's along the same lines.(: Not sure where the naked picture would come in to play.