Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
RIP Skype
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
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luvin_purple 11
that's really scary. on so many levels.
Igor_g5 0
It's good for a boy to be close with his mom.
chantellesmith 0
hmm.. that's not gonna be an awkward conversation..
kelsamarie 1
sounds like he is a little too close to his mommy!!!!!!!!
nooneatall 0
it is in our nature to commit our first sexual thoughts towards our mothers, and our first violent thoughts against our fathers.. or some shit like that. i don't know, but none the less this shit be wack yo'. lol, okay. just, take a cell picture of it on your cell, and text it to him asking him what it's all about, or do what the other person said, blow it up to a poster size. hang it on his wall and when he gets home ask him to explain himself. that's disgusting. with to "I". lmao :P
nooneatall 0
with two* "I" mah bad. don't want the grammar Nazi's to castrate, beat, gas and cremate me.
musicismylife21 5
that is so f*cked up
stillirise98 4
Thts Rlly Rlly Rlly disturbing.!!!
Dominos_fml 0
the fck!!
MarieXD 0
WTF! There's soooo many things wrong with that fml.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Pics or it didn't happen.