Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Carpool karaoke
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Move!
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Soundtrack
Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
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mynamesnoah 6
Just join in for the video!
Pleonasm 36
Im going to agree here. I'm probably in the minrity here but I'm getting pretty damn sick of Gangnam Style; Had a good chuckle at first, but then it was all horse-dancing down hill from there.
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Comments (215)
owo_fml 9
I think the music video makes the song a lot better though. Psy essentially makes fun of the high class lifestyle by trying to be "classy" as well.
bassgod 9
Shoulda ran em over, woulda been a great video..
alexxj9m4 0
Lets be honest, No one can resist
PokemonLove993 17
you had to stop anyways since it was a red light. just stop complaining and let people have their fun, its actually pretty fun to dance to at parties.
Therewhenneeded 16
That dance needs to die 5 months ago.
greeneye_fml 12
Why is this an FML?
clue_me_in 20
I'm happy to say I've never seen or heard the song.
fridadrougge 3
Yay, Sweden! :) be happy, it could be worse!! Just sayin.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Personally I do not like pop music but I have to admit that I like the hanan style song. You can't be mad at the guy because he figured a way to make millions by doing a little song and dance. Sh if u hint like it then change the station
GweedSincE84_fml 15
"GANGNAM, SO if you DON'T" sorry but my phone seems to be getting dumber by the day...because my swype is starting to spell words that aren't w words at all
DazedSiren 5
You know your cool when...
Chanti_fml 26
I hate it when people don't finish their sen...