Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Backhanded
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Weight watcher
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Target goals
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Roll with it
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Bodyshaming ain't cool
Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML
Chubby life
Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
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ghm1234 0
How rude. ( full house: stephanie tanner voice )
flockz 20
sit on him and eat a double bacon cheeseburger.
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Comments (51)
FYLDeep 26
I don't really get it. How would the mother-in-law know that the OP was losing weight in the first place? That and why would it be funny to be losing weight? If you're fat, then you're achieving something positive. If you're skinny, then you better eat some more. I don't really see any of those scenarios as funny.
j_neee17 0
Basically her mother in las gave her a compliment saying she looks slimmer and her husband laughed because apparently to him she hasn't lost any weight .. So he's basically calling her fat !
FYLDeep 26
Why tell her that she's losing weight? That's such a quantitative thing to say, and doesn't really make sense without any data to support it. Saying that she "looked slimmer" would have made more sense since it's subjective.
vivaladino 7
STFU
tcxox 0
Just shut up..
NoLongerExists 11
You remind me of Sheldon Cooper.
FYLDeep 26
I don't know who that is.
suavesuave 2
Maybe he just remembered a funny joke earlier that day.
pdp_fml 21
Your husband should not have laughed! He was being rude.
jusbeingme23 0
Wat a dick..... Depriving someone of sex just makes the other person get it some where else. Duh, its common sense.
krissssy 0
Find a better husband :)
nixter5 18
And you find a better picture. I have a sore neck from trying to look at yours.
georgie_sd 5
That's messed up !
MrSchneebly 5
Wow usually its the mother in law acting like a dick
perdix 31
It was nervous laughter. When one spouse decides to lose weight, it's usually not for the other one, but to find someone else. Happy couples tend to bulk up together.
ninjuh_wingman 29
22-I meant that the mother-in-law would end up insulting her, not complement her 29-I know that theres a lot of relationships where spouses get along with their mother-in-laws, but a lot of times when i read about something involving mother-in-laws on here, shes normally not complementing the OP
KiddNYC1O 22
When you see people a lot you usually can't tell the difference. So he's probably laughing at something else. Maybe you had a booger.