Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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Drew167 8
Well your father seems rather accepting.
mpsteve137 15
Say EAT THIS!!! And punch him in the face
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Comments (136)
linkinpark98 24
I don't understand vegetarians. How can you not love a huge, mouth-watering piece of steak with barbecue sauce in the side?!
kumar1995 4
don't worry its a good choice being a vegetarian, they say ur more healthier nd Im one nd Idc wht people say or do about it
lizmariah 1
I feel your pain.. My family's kind of the same..
UltimateGIRness 16
I ain't a vegetarian,but I still think that your dad is a jerk.i respect all vegetarians that stop eatin meat as an adult/teenager because I have tried being a vegetarian and only lasted a little while.its hard to stop something like that.i just can't make it without my bacon
Kristoffer 35
YDI for getting all butthurt over your fad diet.
petraphotoDOTca 6
ohhhhh what the efff? such an a-hole move!!
Fylives101 2
Great parenting. You now are getting healthy proteins! You can now grow!
anonymous_kitten 8
At least your dad didn't show you pictures of hunting season while you were trying to eat...