mafille
France
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
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Reider022 16
Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone
RodzillaX 30
Off to a good start, for a dictator.
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godhelpusall111 12
Don't worry much about it; he's probably a friend with a little crush on her and she's cashing in on it. My sister and I did the same thing, it's just a little phase.
GruesomeUrchin7 10
your daughter is a genius
johnwilkesbooth 10
looks like your daughter has her priorities set (nah, but, even though i'm from tumblr (and i have a pretty strict part of the "social justice" war. okay nevermind that sounds ******* ridiculous but you know what i mean), im just SLIGHTLY concerned about your daughter. i cant tell whether she'll become an outspoken feminist or a ruling dictator either way, be concerned)
latenerd 11
Your daughter is on her way to a happy love life as an adult. I wish I were as smart as her. Well done mom.
Crumpetsss 0
LOL I like your daughter
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Lol smart, im impressed
TayTay909 12
Haha friend zoned
Exaspera 55
She's learning quite early! Good!
ava_roseee 4
Your daughter is Beyoncé
mikuxxhatsune 32
Shes still doing a better job at life than I am...