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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone

Off to a good start, for a dictator.

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Benny_Boi 9

That's hilarious!

sally_jangl 13

hahahaha!!!.

she's gonna go far

That actually goood

Ha ha, future Empress of the World!

She'll go far.

She is going places, not college, but places(congress).

Be grateful atleast people arent walking all over her she has this kid trippimg over his own feet to get to her quickly and doesn't even care that she probably couldnt care less about him she is already getting all the guys and using her advantage wisely i say again be gratefull