Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I was going to exit from the front. Without thinking, I responded, "Oh no, I'm more of a backdoor kinda girl!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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Top comments
Lalala579121 28
So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?
zainman13 26
Well, are you?
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zainman13 26
Well, are you?
pirate prude 12
Only on public transit, thank you very much! And, uh, only when getting off the bus. I don't have some weird "no anal unless it's on the bus" kink.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Well now he'll be after you booty.
Lalala579121 28
So how many of the guys on the bus scrambled to follow you off after you said that?
pirate prude 12
Hahah good lord. Thankfully I was getting off (the BUS, dammit!) in a pretty rural area. If I was getting off downtown that could have been interesting, to say the least.
RichardPencil 32
Free bus fare for life! (At least not in cash ;) )
pirate prude 12
Ehh, I'll settle up with grass, thanks :)
Lobby_Bee 18
If you didn't wink afterwards, it doesn't count as sexual innuendo. *wink wink*
pirate prude 12
No wink, just clapped my hand over my mouth, turned beet red and ran out the damn door.
ArbiterOfFML 24
Well, ARE YOU!?!
Fffhjno_fml 17
I guess I need to utilize public transportation more often. I'm still trying to figure out how you conversed with the driver from the back of the bus? I can't envision that being possible on my local buses. Or you were already in the front and went to the back simply to exit?
pirate prude 12
It's a relatively small town and a correspondingly small bus.
D-MacOPsquad 15
Well you're dedicated now
sloter 16
Well hello there
mrlucky22 18
Hot!!