Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. Then one said to the other, "Nope, she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while holidaying in Greece, I approached a cute girl in a club and offered her a drink in Greek. She said, "No Greek!" and then called me an "ugly kiss-ass" in English, thinking I wouldn't understand. I'm Australian. FML
Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML
Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML
Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML
Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML
Today, a customer asked me if I was English, because I was struggling to understand what he was saying. I said yes. He then called me a liar, and said I must be "one of them Polish immigrants." Oh, and he also had a thick Scottish accent. FML
Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
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MelTheGreat 23
Maybe you're better off being a mime.
superyoyo33 0
This is still a better love story than twilight.
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bigdude1302 2
So you are a........girl?
legend777 7
That's what we do
ashlii13111 4
Hahah our accents are so gross
BrokenBoyx 0
She?
megaaann_fml 9
Yep, us Australians have that effect on people ;)
HeartForMusic 23
Haha I'm Aussie and I love the American accents! What makes us so hot I really don't know... Maybe the sun and sport, I surf all the time and a lot of my friends do as well :)
emholcombe 3
Being an Aussie myself, I don't really see the appeal lol but beauty can make us forget words at the best of times
theuns 8
68. would his brother be close enough?
bowser_rawr16 13
It's okay OP, I probably would have done that same thing. I find a lot of Australian's are very good looking, and their accent's are sexy.
mikestarr_89 0
I don't find our Aussie accents got at all... Maybe it's because I can't really tell the difference because that how I sound! Anyways hope you did the right thing and stalked them for a few blocks haha