Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Top comments
Andyangels27 0
the real problem is you actually paid to see jennifers body
DameGreyWulf 1
And you paid? Why would you pay? Tell them "No. I just want one ticket." Don't take that shit, damn it.
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Comments (161)
Steffi 26
Just refuse to pay.
happilyever2012 6
I would have grabbed him & made a scene. I'm very dramatic. *hairflip*
zandylove 7
You should have told the cashier you were paying for only one and walked away. If he wanted to see the movie he could have paid for himself.
lifesentence 11
should of said never mind to ticket person and went straight home alone
Amazingemyy 4
you should have confronted him. I wouldve
AcidicNerdyChick 6
Just cancel the one he wanted and go alone
Starham1 14
Since when is it bad for the girl to pay for stuff.
FusionPlacebo 26
I hope you didn't actually pay for the douche bag. That's so stupid. Why couldn't you have told them "I don't ******* know that guy. I want one ticket." It's not that hard.
AhoyCaptian 16
I could understand if he asked politely, granted its still cheap but since he just rudely forced you into it he's a douche bag.
TheAnon1313 28
holy shit, you don't live very far from me, and two tickets to a movie cost you $22.50??? holy cow!!! even two tickets to a 3d movie in my town cost $14. two tickets to a regular movie cost $10. wow... I guess it sucks to be you...