Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML
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folfg0 12
I won't say threesome... But it does sound familiar to how most pornos start. So... How'd it go?
DarkDaedalus009 8
That happened to me once except it was for my surprise party
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j5maria 11
Hi everyone, it was me that posted this FML! Loving all your comments, and yes, it was a pretty embarrassing moment.
jelly713 19
They weren't pervs were they?
Epikouros 32
Is your room getting an extra coat of paint?
kool_girl_123 9
Well those two weeks will be awkward...
FML_Elle 17
"And I have no privacy- woah oh...
Sneekys 2
i wonder if just mabe they were to busy staring at your half baked body to notice your singing...just sayin guys only have a 1 track mind and boobs come before music.....
YoursTru1yXo 0
Coffee and a show huh >_^
ThisBeAUsername 6
Everytime...
gregonfire 4
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sai_Run614 7
If it was sexy underwear don't worry.
K_STR2234 6
Pics?
whitenobody 10
Shouldn't someone have warned you that there would be strangers in the house? Not that an awkward moment every now and then is a bad thing, but in your own home?