Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML
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folfg0 12
I won't say threesome... But it does sound familiar to how most pornos start. So... How'd it go?
DarkDaedalus009 8
That happened to me once except it was for my surprise party
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Oreohugzpenny 4
Just your underwear no bra?
absolutegrrr 7
A bra counts as underwear, as you 'wear' it 'under' your clothes. Boom.
newmandotcom 6
Interesting. Was your singing decent at least?
darkmis1 18
Maybe they'll do it for free now.
hateevryone 15
That awkward moment......
coolbrony12 3
Please tell me by underwear you mean underwear and a bra AT LEAST?!
Austyn57 1
dam i wish i was a painter
BoratSagdiyev 2
Lucky them.
Iknowsomestuff 9
I don't understand why they were sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee. Shouldn't they be, I don't know, painting?
wyguy 1
Double-team time
winnie_moline 6
Way to show em take a new meaning lol