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Spooprfailed 8 April 2014, 05:32 Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

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Spooprfailed 7

9 April 2014, 21:42

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 33

8 April 2014, 18:34

Smooth move mood killer

Welshite 40

8 April 2014, 18:35

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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worldclassrager 41

8 April 2014, 21:34

Think before you speak...now you know to do that

fuckmylife518 15

8 April 2014, 22:14

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend. I worry a lot about how I look but he always tells me I'm beautiful. Except today, when he whispered in my ear "You should lose some weight." FML YDI, dude, think before you speak.