Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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RedPillSucks 33
Smooth move mood killer
Welshite 40
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.
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Comments (150)
DaLiquer 20
Well, you're pretty much ******!
amandalillian 27
The amount of times I read Freudian Slip in the comments is too damn high
wiseKat99 13
Way to go Dumbass. That was real smooth. I'm gonna guess that she dumped you.
wiseKat99 13
That's mean. YDI. Have a happy life!!!
TheHolyJuiceBox 5
I wish I could thumb this down more than once, he said he meant clothes. he probably didn't mean she was overweight
Marielle_T 10
So you basically cockblocked yourself! Well, that's unfortunate but YDI because you wouldn't have said that if you didn't think so (at least a little)
xoxoEvelyn 7
Way to boost her self-esteem
cosmicriver 17
One slip of the tongue, and off goes the switch.
JanisEvans 10
Ah, the Freudian slip...
Irakli_1 27
You must be fun at parties...
Spooprfailed 7
Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
alice_in_mordor 21
It didn't sound like she was making you write it until you mentioned she wasn't.
lovethesidewalk 19
Scumbag Steve*
TheHolyJuiceBox 5
He was referring to his actual brain ,you know, the thing that people use to think.
MzZombicidal 36
I've gotta say this was one of my favorite follow-ups! Glad that hysterical slipup didn't ruin everything OP! Sounds like it may have even done more good than evil! Woohoo!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Yay! I'm always glad to hear a happy ending!
someguy314159265 15
Oh, good, I thought I was the only person who thought that having someone point a gun to someone's head was a happy ending.
Brooke5702 13
@114, You're not the sharpest knife in the kitchen now are you..?
nemcali 34
Ahaha at least she has a good sense of humour