Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL
Dolarhyde 0
lol your dad seems cool
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Comments (307)
Peroxide 3
Ah, the classic erection victory dance. Well played sir, well played.
itsgen 16
NOW THIS IS A GOOD FML! but sry that must off been sooo embarrassing i feel bad for you
usernameaz09_ 0
Dad sure likes winning
Kira_fml 0
you came from that penis
koda_fml 0
Lol. nice.
Diditf0rtheLULZ 0
least you got gud genes
SansGluten 0
I just have to say that I signed up for the sole purpose of saying that "It seems to be inconvenient boner season here on FML" made me laugh so hard that, had I been drinking milk, it would have come out my nose. Thank you drokcab! Also, FYL. That's the stuff therapy sessions are made of, my friend.
Penguinophile 0
Ooooooh WoW. Sorrow...
hi_im_kevin 0
aha. that suckssss. maybe he thought the soccer team was hot too...
untoldfame 3
haha. you think your dads schlong is massive