Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
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Top comments
sovetskiy 8
Was it cooking inside the toaster? Or had it just crawled in and died?
wdfcrystal 6
I think it's time to get a new toaster.
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Comments (83)
brand0n93 5
r.i.p mickey mouse lol
secretsymbiote21 5
I guess toasters make awesome mouse traps, huh?
riellllle 14
How did a mouse manage to get inside of your toaster? o_O
sillyyanks 24
This shouldn't be under animals. It should be under HEALTH, cos your hygiene STINKS!
Phishhed44 2
Mouse Tarts...I prefer the frosted variety. ;D
buckdharma 38
hickory dickory dock. i think the mouse was shocked. went in for fun and now he done. the others are having a really bad hair day
metalhead4740 14
I'm not alone in saying how the hell did a mouse get inside your toaster?...
BassOvercast 1
Awesome!
gallopinghorses 3
Yummy! What I wouldn't do for a slice of toast from your toaster!
Soccerchick343 5
Ewwww