Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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mermaidkeels 26
So if you guys had a kid together, would you be triplets?
The_Unlucky1 19
One in a billion eh? I guess it never specified the gender...
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Comments (56)
bornpatriot 11
Better talk to your father about this. He might have an interesting theory here.
ellerios82 8
She should be more bummed than you are, because that means she looks like a guy.
sgdigaetano 3
You're a senior, just have some fun with it. It will all be over in just a few months. Become friends with her and confuse the crap out of people. If this is the worse thing life throws at you , you're golden.
XtremeHeat 14
This is honestly probably more embarrassing for her than for you.
vishadowpilot 7
Maybe it's time for a hair cut hippie. Quite crying about and change it. SHAVE YOUR HEAD
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe it isn't that you kinda look feminine for a guy but maybe she kinda looks manly for a girl.
Camry_Girl420 18
im not sure who i feel worse for, her or you. it either means you're very feminine looking or she is very manly looking. i think its a F both your lives
Cejam 6
This one really made me laugh out loud!!
peckerbeak22 14
Everyone in the world has 7 people that look exactly like them
TacoMan32 21
So are you a man that looks like a girl, or is she a girl that looks like a man?