Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML
Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I tried to sneak out of work 15 minutes early. Just as I reached the exit, the fire alarm went off. Everyone had to evacuate, and my manager spotted me standing outside with my backpack already on. There went my excuse… FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, after climbing eight flight of stairs due to electricity outage, I got to work only to find the office locked. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Perhaps this is a sign to work out more. If you did that everyday you'll get killer legs :D
Notime4bull 4
OP is obviously half human torch.
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Comments (183)
bubo_fml 11
My Dad said the cause of the VA earthquake was because he had Chili for lunch that day...God only knows what he ate that contributed to Hurricane Irene!
incrapper 7
bro why the **** are you commenting your family shit on here go tell your friends that you ******* loser
oops_im_fucked 8
Better get to walking!
Hisfav1 6
Lol yall are special, he means his legs are in extream pain.
Lowie18 0
This has a lot of YDI votes... They were just doing what they thought right at the time, how can you blame them, WTF??
FKJVMMP 17
#116, because what he thought was right at the time was stupid and made no sense.
sematariux 7
Look out for earthquake 2011.. Pt.2 the 3.2 mother nature forgot the first time
dimplefacecutie 3
okay hi this is my fml status. firstly fml switched around my words completly. i didnt say my legs were on fire. i just culdnt walk becuz i was terrified running down. i didnt think earthquake, i thought terrorist attack nd that the building was collapsing. imagine running down stairs in fear with the whole 40 story building panicking and running downstairs with u. i work right next to ground 0 . taking into account its ny, we never had an earthquake, and next to twintowers site, u panick. so yeah. everyone shutup. damn i regret posting this. u guys suck
seansoccernascar 0
That sucks. An earthquake, now Irene. Why mothernature why
SkyeEatsAirplane 5
You should've rolled down the stairs if you're that out of shape you can't walk down stairs .
burningpassion69 6
lawl
logankin 0
your running down stairs dumbass