CharlieOrion
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML
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tidbits5197 28
And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand
carmenm 6
That's so wrong of your school nurse to just assume something like that.. Wtf
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_overandout_ 10
Oof, that had to hurt. People should really think things through before they blurt out s--- like that.
leogirl95 12
Wow, what a bitch! She has no right to automatically assume that about students.
PlaySpades 21
She was probably going off information her teachers were telling her, which probably came from nasty rumor generating students. It's not the nurse's fault for trying to help.
PlaidPanda 9
34- it is the nurses fault, she should have asked OP if she was pregnant instead of listening to what everyone else was telling her. The only information school officials should take to heart is that provided to them by a family member, or the student themselves.
lopsop 12
People make mistakes it's not her fault she was trying to help you out
MilkmanPsycho 7
Well at least you can get beer, you're not pregnant.
florido_fml 10
Stupid and fat, that's the worse combo.
CanadianCutie22 16
awe ! thats never a good thing
gill4liife 0
Nowadays everyone's trying to be on 16 and pregnant, what do you expect?
Doxy 22
Damn that's some high ambitions kids have nowadays.
smydiwannafthata 5
Which is still better than being knocked up. Exercise and study, you will cure.
lovebeecharmer 6
Put a little effort into your life
HotPotat0 8
Thats just sad. I mean u should be able to see the difference between a pregnant girl or just a fat one, especially because she is a nurse. She is Stupid one here i guess.