God hates me
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Greenwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Hahaha
United States
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
embarrassed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me, "When?" so I replied "Towards the end." I didn't realize she was actually asking what day this happened. FML
Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
MirandaKristine
Miami, United States
Go forth and NOT multiply
Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML
ghgfd
Barrie, Canada
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
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tincan 0
Yeah, I don't get why either. Was it your real birthday or did it mean something else?
Eir_fml 1
They should call it "baby chaser" instead of the morning after pill.
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mrguy266 0
becuz some people aren't that attractive, so the people expect them to only get sex on their b day
Brittnye 0
I think this story might actually be about me. I live in TX and once told a girl happy birthday while she was buying the morning after pill but it was not condenscending in any way, I didn't even realize how it would sound. I had to check her driver's license to make sure she was old enough to buy it and it just so happened that it was her birthday, so I wished her a happy one. I have nothing against people that need the pill or even give their situation a second thought. sometimes things happen. better safe than sorry.
ilaaFML 0
wow, the chances. haa
truelyawesome 0
1= fanally! someone with a brain!
GoColts8718 0
Was it ur birthday?
xXscream_girlXx 0
You idiot, the morning after pill helps prevent conception. Though, there is a shot to I guess "abort" the zygote. Bit the morning after pill helps prevent the pregnancy from starting. Damn, go back to freshman health...
JessicaIsabel 0
because it would be the babies conception date ('birthday') if OP was pregnant.
aubrey1 0
I don't see see the FML in here.
littlemiley180 0
i dnt get it
cwells0430 12
Lmao I don't know why that's funny but it is
kenyrabit 25
They typically card you for the pill. Lady noticed to be nice (likely oblivious to her product). Happy Birthday indeed.