Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
It's all too much
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
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andrewboygenius 4
well it's kinda sad that all you care about is the money
Rick_S 3
Yes, F YOUR Life. Not the lives of the people who loved the old lady. Not the lives of the people who will morn her now that she's gone. Just you, because you didn't get a few bucks.
gardianlh24 0
because assholes are self centered sons of bitches who don't give a **** about anybody else
chelseaaababyyy 17
exactly !
chelseaaababyyy 17
wow, someone just died and your worried about the money ? just be happy you made her life easier before she died. try getting a heart.
mkytpxox 0
you selfish b!tch. the lady DIES and all you care about is yourself? wow. no sympathy here...
hesaidsimplyiam 0
my only thought is that you're a terrible person. she's dead. and all you care about is getting paid for caring for her? never mind how upset her family is or the fact that she probably really appreciated you for doing that.
aliceisbored 11
I think her life now sucks more than yours.
greg84_fml 21
Actually, shes dead, so no, her life doesn't suck more than the OP.
Ann23 7
how were you even able to get the job to take care of her? your so heartless !!
stoufer12 6
really???she dies and u think about the moneyyy?
grrritsolivia 0
Aww. poor you. >.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
wow Op, not to be rude but your the ******* worst person I have ever met in my entire life, Bitch