BowTiesAr3Cool
Irving, United States
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
SHUT UP
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
NeighboRingo
United States
Helter Skelter
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
pleasestop
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML
Anonymous
Play 4'33"
Today, my switch to night shifts has coincided nicely with my neighbour buying her twin juvenile delinquent crotch goblins a drum set and a guitar. Now during the daylight hours, when I’m supposed to be asleep, all I can hear is their racket on the other side of the wall, mere feet from my head FML
GrumpyMonk
Cats are the same
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
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Spencyy 18
Get an electric guitar and drown him out!
brebabee793 13
buy him drum lessons for christmas... at least make it good noise.
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Comments (61)
Etweens96 25
Hope you got an electric guitar, trust me, I got a neighbor who is a TERRIBLE drummer. I got now four electric guitars and when I play outside I drowned him out. Parents love it, neighbors hate it. Anyway merry Christmas!
chosha_fml 27
Give him egg cartons for Christmas. And give yourself noise-canceling headphones. .
netflixislove 32
Love the username
moosetracks22 10
That's when you have to go over and talk to him to work out an agreement. Tell him that you recognize that he has a right to do what he wants, but within reason. See if he would only be willing to stop by 8 on work nights and 10-ish on the weekends. it may suck, but if you at least have a set time that he will be done then you can also have some peace.
sturschaedel 27
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bandgeek109 13
ba dum tss
Compgeek1996 5
I can see how the Sound of Drums would make you crazy.
SideOfTheAngels 23
I see what you did there ;)
82681 25
I can't believe their parents thought that was a good idea, I'm sure they'll be regretting that decision soon enough.
cmac86 24
Noise canceling headphones.
SideOfTheAngels 23
Haha loving your username, but I prefer fezzes ;)
igg125 30
Give it a week he'll get over it.