BowTiesAr3Cool
Irving, United States
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
SHUT UP
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
NeighboRingo
United States
Helter Skelter
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
pleasestop
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML
Anonymous
Play 4'33"
Today, my switch to night shifts has coincided nicely with my neighbour buying her twin juvenile delinquent crotch goblins a drum set and a guitar. Now during the daylight hours, when I’m supposed to be asleep, all I can hear is their racket on the other side of the wall, mere feet from my head FML
GrumpyMonk
Cats are the same
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Top comments
Spencyy 18
Get an electric guitar and drown him out!
brebabee793 13
buy him drum lessons for christmas... at least make it good noise.
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Comments (61)
FragMatik_fml 12
Who who whoo oo oo ooo Who who whoo oo oo ooo
Nimor 25
Kill it! Kill it with fire.
lilbutton3 17
Bow ties are cool ;)
AngelApocalypse 12
Dude... Your name... I get it!!! :D
noah909 6
Dont you mean he Snares a bedroom wall with you..... *Badum dum tsss*
HighasaCloud 46
Did you happen to get soundproofing for Christmas?
bandgeek109 13
actually thats awesome since i am a drummer and i could just give the kid some drum lessons for free?????
HeyPeople13 16
Bowties are cool!!!!!!!!