Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my dad came home roughly 3 hours early. He came back because he was laid off from his job, because there was no work for him on his current shift and they haven't found a replacement shift for him at the job he's currently at. Shouldn't they have figured that out in advance? FML
Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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waco60 3
Even if he had a job he should still be be at his child's birth.
BulldogHoops 14
30- SPOONS MADE ME FAT
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Comments (127)
FML_Whale 18
Yet, you had sex with him..?
twinkiefeets 17
Op you didn't know he was an asshole When you decided to reproduce with him? I have a hard time feeling sorry for you.
nikkinurse 10
Douche
delightfultwist 5
this is the best choice you could open your legs too??? dumbass
I3eefChowFun 7
He's just planning ahead in case he gets a job.
winkydog4056 16
Perhaps, i miss
winkydog4056 16
Perhaps, i miss
winkydog4056 16
Perhaps, I missed something here....but there's this little invention called 'birth control'. Granted, Father of the Year candidate is being a tool but Mama to Be has SOMETHING to do with this too.....
BigSexy123 11
How do you know they DIDN'T want to have kids? What does birth control have to do with this?
jjacci 12
I don't think it's even understandable if he DID have a job. Surely you call your boss and tell him what's happened, and they would understand that??!
sarahblayke 10
Great choice of a boyfriend there