Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex of 2 months, who I'm on good terms with, posted an Instagram photo with her new boyfriend, captioned "Love you babe, 4 months have never been sweeter." I've never been good at math, but 4 seems bigger than 2. FML
Today, my friend, who is dating an ex of mine, posted a story on her Instagram of their dating history. Met in 2020; First Date: 2021; Became Official: 2022. I introduced them in 2020 and he broke up with the, “It’s not you it’s me” excuse in 2022. I feel like she put a dagger through my heart. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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babyyappld 7
what a bitch.
HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
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Comments (217)
johnnyboy12396_fml 4
Women...
saksxalmo 20
The OP is a woman as well, so...?
brooks101 0
Its called murder look into it
capnbzarr 43
Let's start with murdering #47.
nikki0627 5
Girls these days >_
MROMRO 0
**** that bitch! Probably a lie and wants attention to make it seem like she's better off without you. It's an old game.
teenager34 0
and she turned straight, :/
dancerNsinger4li 0
So sorry, everything happens for a reason right? She is a hoe which means you weren't meant to be with her.
nhrafan 6
that sucks
LaneDoyleStoleMy 0
this is part of the reason I think facebook sucks. sorry to hear that bro. I think it's definitely in yer rights to hook up with some of her friends!
KellyMrocksmysox 4
Some 'of' her friends... I'm not saying... I'm just saying. ;)
matty198496 0
Damn that's just mean
ashleylucky16 6
Well... Is your winky smaller than average?
ashleylucky16 6
-----if so, she's a brat for not accepting you for you. Get a better girl, I'm sure you don't deserve her crap.
saksxalmo 20
Seeing as the OP is a woman, I don't think she has a "winky"...
ashleylucky16 6
Touché. By the time I noticed it was too late to change it. :'(