Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
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Top comments
P374RD3D 9
God... people should not get married if they are questioning their sexuality.
ninja4228 5
That's horrible! Why would someone do that?! Wait until your officially together, THEN come out of the closet? What a heartless jerk. :(
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Comments (142)
russfml 31
That video about gay guys it true. Stop bashing the gays they are stealing our woman!!
ChaoticBacon 6
3! Pick number 3 my Lord!!
ss_fml 7
did you not have sex before marriage? Lol
captain__jj 5
Even if they did, that doesn't make OP's spouse straight. OP, I hope s/he wasn't too much of an ass to know they were gay before marrying you, and they realized it afterwards. I know it probably doesn't matter, but maybe they weren't intentionally hiding it from you.
KSG472 3
YDI for not detecting a **** when you saw one.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Annulment unless they said they were bi otherwise you're cheating yourself of the opportunity of being with someone who will love you the way you want to be loved.
BossPathfinderGM 14
I guess the Honeymoon is over, huh?
Dtack 4
MMF or FFM it can still work out!
kitten1323 19
Ross, is that you?
doglover100 29
He should've told you before you got married. I don't know if he did it out of denial or what.
Trollgod 13
One time i had a girlfriend who was only pretending she was gay and was with me for a year before she confessed she was with me to make her secret boyfriend horny. Being used like that is a horrible experience. Those who feel conflicted about their sexuality or have a sexuality secret (are in the closet) really shouldn't date! When i was in the questioning phase of my life i didn't date for nearly seven months!