Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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yeahaveragelife 0
FYl if you gave him the cookies, 'cause now you have less cookies than before. I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.
BoBoIsClown 0
Santa visited you today too!!?
urclremi 2
it must have been a hobo
FMLfan23 0
This is not an FML . He'd have to want your flat screen or something expenuse for an FML this is Americas funniest home videos. I laughed for like 5 minutes!! :)
Bertha5 0
yumm.
soapbar 0
hahahaha that's amazing
xenomorph 0
He must have been stoned, not drunk, if he wanted cookies. Yes, the effects are very different, but it's possible for another person to confuse them.
Craig92EIRE 0
now u want some cookies
Craig92EIRE 0
i mean i want some cookies....but im pretty sure everyone else wants some too. am i right?
Cookie_Mucher213 0
HAHAHAA omg thats so funny cause iw as talkign to my friends the other day how i wanted to break into a house with a knife and when they asked what i wanted i would say "cookies" hahahaha so this sounds like something i would totally do!!! xD