Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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Bearish 0
awesome if real.
Carbonchild 0
A French man broke into your house for cookies? Just give him some and if he seems like a nice guy you have a new friend. It's not like your in South Africa and he wants to eat them while dismembering you.
ShotCaller82 0
u said it ... lol you now officially arrived in the 21st century
htowntrick 0
ROFL. I laughed like I never laughed before in a long time. :) This 'FML' was hilarious. :D Give him some cookies of course!
Rota 0
I think FML has realized that MLIA is funnier and is now approving their stories. This site is circling the drain.
DeathStar_fml 0
THIS is a win
actress5698 1
did you know the cookie monster is a vegtable monster because mothers thought a cookie monster was a bad example
skyeyez9 25
Well I certainly hope you at least dialed 911 and/or beat him till he was retarded with a bat. I don't care why he broke into your house. Its a violation of your privacy and possible threat to your life.
Towelie_31 0
**** op's life, that man almost took his cookies!
1m_b0r3d 0
ROFLMFAO!!!! did u give him any cookies?
dizziedanni123 0
see...this isnt THAT bad....give that bitch an oreo and send him on his way...ROFLMAO
ccangel1001 0
well think if you give a mouse a cookie..... now fill in the blank LMAO!!!!!!