Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML
Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, the block where I work had mandatory all-storefront works. I had to be there. The workers asked me for my ladder, cord extensions, driller, complained for 4 hours, and didn't clean after them. Now they're in front of my shop, loudly mocking my looks and clothes, I can hear them through the door. Nice day. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20
You need to keep them abreast of your condition. I suspect you've already made two points about how cold it is that should stand up well to scrutiny. They probably just can't put their finger on them. OK, I'm done.
Zebidee 9
#50 - Oh, the bleeding irony...
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Comments (110)
frenchmench 0
Close the ******* door, you ******* whiner. and **** you, France.
jennear 0
maybe you shouldn't have worn a dress in 20 degree weather
nerfnidalee 17
Well considering she works indoors, I'm assuming she would be wearing clothing for the indoor temperature rather than being wrapped up like she'll be in the snow all day
oilersfan1 0
that's not cold at all. try -20*c then maybe you can complain.
EatMyCrayonz 0
What the hell? It's 7 degrees here (England) and it's barely cold, there have been freezing days here (It's worse when you have to walk to school at 8:00 on a morning, in the icy cold), it's been below 0 here. 20 degrees is warm.
Zebidee 9
20 Fahrenheit FFS.
alicebrowniie 1
that's what I said!
Qwerty1980_fml 0
Wow, when it's 20 degrees, go outside in t-shirt and shorts. Anyway I suppose it's cols for you. FYL
kobiman 0
what is this crap it's a beautiful day put when it's 20
spearodude 0
chapped lips.
pumpkin093 7
who wears dresses in 20 degree weather?
Miss5Foot3 0
uhhh why r u even wearing a dress when its that cold out, moron? smh you totally deserved it!
alicebrowniie 1
20 degrees isnt cold...