Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML
Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, the block where I work had mandatory all-storefront works. I had to be there. The workers asked me for my ladder, cord extensions, driller, complained for 4 hours, and didn't clean after them. Now they're in front of my shop, loudly mocking my looks and clothes, I can hear them through the door. Nice day. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
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Top comments
HomeAl0ne 20
You need to keep them abreast of your condition. I suspect you've already made two points about how cold it is that should stand up well to scrutiny. They probably just can't put their finger on them. OK, I'm done.
Zebidee 9
#50 - Oh, the bleeding irony...
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Comments (110)
wiggs5 0
don't wear a dress in 20 degree weather? use your head! ydi. be prepared for the cold weather and don't complain when you wear a dress in snowy weather.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
She's complaining because she is cold INSIDE the building. People usually dress for where ever they are going to be all day. If one is going to be in a heated building for the mainstream of the day and only be outside for the amount of time that it takes for them to get in and out of their car, why should they dress as though they are going to be in the snow all day?
asher888 11
20 isn't that bad, thats warm here
cyberpimp 4
Stop bitching and get over it.
blueocean43 2
Then man up and go and take the door stop out. Don't just sit there and shiver!
dynky 3
you might want to specify Fahrenheit. I spent a couple of seconds looking at that thinking "what's the problem, 20 degrees is perfect room temperature" before I realised where you were coming from.
KayleighRenee 0
it was pretty cold in Ohio yesterday. so that probably sucked! I was barely outside and I was freezing and I had on jeans and a hoodie! poor you ): FYL
ashisthebomb 0
SNUGGIE!!!!! :)
jmu2011 6
chapped lips suck
xcarxcrashx 9
In the us, bitty usually has to do with tiny boobies!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
No, No it doesn't. That's just you and I'm going to guess those you hang with. It's generally just used as emphasis to how tiny something really is. Ex. The kitten was just an itty-bitty little thing. It also seems to be more often used by children then adults.
lauralodor 0
Imagine how those construction workers feel working outside all day : / but ya, that sucks.