Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
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perdix 31
I'm sure your relative regretted asking you this and wished they had just asked the real question they wanted to pose in the first place: "Would you please pass the potato salad?" Single at 21? BFD! You've got about 14 good years to find a good man. If you want kids, you should get a bit panicky at around age 35 and then settle for any douchebag that can produce viable sperm.
wiggs5 0
thats sad :( but obviously wasn't meant to be! you'll find someone else! :) look at the bright side of things..
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Comments (191)
Iliveinafridge 0
Why would you want to marry before your 21st?
Athga 0
sounds like youre a bitter bitch
xFaust_fml 12
You got dumped, it happens. Am i the only one bothered by the fact that it seemed important to her to be married before she was 21? It's really young..
jinjabread_man 0
Have you read any of the previous comments? Probably 80% of them are telling her she was too young...
TheDrifter 24
When did 21 become childhood? I'm sure many of the college bound children still haven't experienced reality at that age but by 21 I had been living away from my parent and working full time for 5 years, hell I'd been married for two and my triplets were a year old. See what all that coddling of children is doing? it has produced a generation of sissies that need three decades just to be able to deal with life's realities. Please note, I'm still married, my girls are in school now and what do you know, grown ups can deal with their issues and grow together and not just independently.
mariazzz 5
honestly it's happened for the best. you are 21. you shouldn't even think of marriage until at least your late 20's even 30's.
flockingshpoo 0
I have the solution to your problem - kill all scientist at these coordinates N76 W89 -contain the bomb and let it become more powerful - fire the missile to your ex - listen to some dubstep dressed as a hot dog and dance
Nhk_fml 4
@114 no she's not get with the times
dcrider 0
my ex did that for sone dude... I kinda feel bad for her but then again shit always happens for a reason..
KaskStunter 4
Drama queen...
SlapurMoM 2
U might feel this way now but ur better off without him besides a female that's loyal is way more beautiful than anything in life. I don't know U but ur beautiful in more ways than 1.