Miscellaneous: Today, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the...

TheComedyAudio 23 October 2016, 17:13

Today, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the shit out of me and stole my phone and wallet. They could've just asked. FML

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TheComedyAudio 29

24 October 2016, 14:19

Holy ******* shit, this story got published. Anyway, the police weren't able to do anything because they all ran off and were wearing hoodies that covered their faces. The police officer was very kind and did the best he could. My nose is swollen and my eyes are heavily bruised, but other than that I should be fine within the next few weeks. Thanks yall c:

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Moskaaa7 26

24 October 2016, 14:28

I feel so bad for you. Hope you can still enjoy the rest of your day.. Happy birthday!

Fixme 5

24 October 2016, 14:20

Honestly, who the hell clicks "You deserved it" on a story like this? Hope you're OK OP.

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KingKralj 31

24 October 2016, 16:25

Wow, I'm sorry. Would it be possible to get your stuff back?

acmariner99 25

24 October 2016, 16:31

Depending on where you live, you could get a stun gun or taser.

lantz4levi 19

24 October 2016, 17:24

Or a real one?

acmariner99 25

24 October 2016, 18:10

Most states don't allow civilian firearm carry until they are 21 years old. Assuming OP is in the US.

bretzeller 13

25 October 2016, 05:33

Tasers generally have the same age limits as pistols (through not rifles or shotguns which are 18). Pepper spray is the best, because it's not a deadly or less than lethal weapon, so no restrictions.