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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 20:13 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, my wife played a mean joke on me. She set up a bunch of hidden cameras in the house and made a video of all the embarrassing things I do when I think I'm alone and put it on Facebook. That includes picking my nose, scratching my balls and farting noisily. FML

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waiting4rain 5

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:53

That's illegal in the US

hoponpip 20

Monday 13 June 2016 12:24

uhmm everyone farts and scratches themselves?? picking your nose is sometimes impossible not to do so your wife really is nasty.

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waiting4rain 5

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:53

That's illegal in the US

Unbansawsage 16

Sunday 12 June 2016 22:50

That hurts :(

kikzermeizer 7

Monday 13 June 2016 0:22

That's pretty mean. Why'd she think that'd be funny?

hoponpip 20

Monday 13 June 2016 12:24

uhmm everyone farts and scratches themselves?? picking your nose is sometimes impossible not to do so your wife really is nasty.

gracysaurus 4

Tuesday 14 June 2016 22:00

You need to have a serious talk with her if she thinks publicly humiliating the person she is supposed to stand by and support is in any way funny.

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