Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
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MrConcise 35
The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!
Life_is_FML 22
You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.
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Comments (87)
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Still better than duckface...
rattusrattus 19
^ Clearly a pyromaniac with a fear of ducks and duck-like beings.
LeFrogDog 27
who said the daughter was not doing a duck face the whole time?
Ctrl_H 18
Oh Lord... So this is what the world has come to...
mackdeezy 22
Is your daughter by any chance Lila West?
delaneyluke 5
#stupid #grounded #dumb
timelessone 16
#birthcontrol
TheGreatAlexande 12
#latetermabortion
JACKxRAWR 22
#jack2016
firefighter925 18
Hey let her do it that's job security for me
firefighter925 18
Yeaaaaa nobody cares about them haha jk jk
firefighter925 18
I appreciate that! This job ain't easy and its hard on us at times but helpin ppl is my main goal. and that's why i love my job
profoundkisses 18
Instagram.. Life ruiner
Misswildsides 22
You were playing with a lighter and taking pictures while trying to cook? All for Instagram? Geez. I wish I was that good at multitasking.
s_reel16 16
Wow my generation sucks.
CodeXana 9
Ya know, not all of this generation sucks. I really wish people would stop dismissing all teenagers in one fell swoop. It makes it really hard to get taken seriously at all when people assume my art, or worse, my thoughts and opinions aren't legitimate because of my age.
titibug823 11
Teenagers... tell her if she wants to be artsy, try an art class at school
KayleeT 9
Teenagers will do anything to be popular, I swear.