Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explainable stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML
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MathewBlack 14
Obviously you're to good at debating...
theslimshadylp 6
Looks like we got the third and final Antichrist here.
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Comments (159)
sweetmama88 6
You did very well , no sense complaining!
Austyn57 1
hail hitler !!!!! lol...she was werid dnt worry about her
captainburke 5
You should be able to choose your side in a class debate **** that teacher
giraff3 9
It might be me being sadistic, but i love to argue and be hated on for it becuz it makes me feel like i won
chisty87 16
Heil Hitler....
carminecris89 13
Sounds like you did an amazing job.
jacobjames11 5
Well, you were assigned the "obviously wrong point of view", and as a good student, you followed through. The teacher is being rude (unless he/she/it was teasing and having a little fun, but I doubt it) and you deserve a good grade, due to your efforts and seriousness. Most students would laugh and be all immature. I'm proud of you!
bethanybunny_fml 4
Regardless of the horrible things Hitler stood for (I'm not as familiar with Napoleon), he was an exceptional speaker and clearly had followers. I hope she meant that part at least towards you.. ._.
Abracadavre_fml 9
I did nazi that coming.
Calingaladha 21
I Gestapo that he just must be a surprisingly good speaker.
DukeLeto 14
She's old enough to have met them both?