Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explainable stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML
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MathewBlack 14
Obviously you're to good at debating...
theslimshadylp 6
Looks like we got the third and final Antichrist here.
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Comments (159)
Greggums 2
Take it as a compliment
damnu 3
Yeah, I don't see where is the problem to be compared to Napoleon, he was a military genius, a great leader, we still (I'm french) use the Napoleon Code as a basis for laws. Really, he's one of the greatest.
kay71095 9
I'm related to Napoleon
Stephen654 4
Don't know about Napoleon but Hitler was an excellent orator. :)
sandinthewaves 5
Wow, what a compliment. You must be very charismatic.
TacoBelle 8
So, the teacher gave you an unwinnable job and then she put you down in front of the whole class for actually pulling off an incredibly difficult feat and succeeding? FHL but congratulations to you!
nognom 2
Take it as a compliment. They may have been evil. But they still convinced millions to follow them. Mien fur.
YeaWhyNot 4
Well until you coolapse under your own mental instability, and start doing unethical or unpopular things, you'll be a great leader!
BloodBender13 0
I am kinda scared to find out what you guys said and what the debate was hahaha
Sandman366 6
Tell her to give you the better end of the debate next time.
gellybeans 6
Hahaha good ol social class :)
Steel_BZ 8
That means you're very convincing! It's a twisted compliment!