Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML
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C8H18 33
OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Melodija 19
Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment
eragon_1490 7
He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)
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PtCaboose 21
Agent 0, Kids Next Door anyone?
IAmClay 24
Maybe because you are above number 1?
Gwenevier 29
Zero is where everything starts. In an epidemic, “patient zero” is the first person to become infected and spread to others, the epicenter, if you will. Maybe you’re the epicenter of safe practices? Or maybe I’m sleep deprived.