Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML
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C8H18 33
OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.
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Melodija 19
Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment
eragon_1490 7
He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)
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DeadxManxWalking 27
the first or the best. either way he meant well
Fartful_Dodger 8
If you are a long-time employee (such as before the company had "employee numbers"), it's a compliment.
C8H18 33
OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.
Colon_Man 17
James Bond is zero zero seven... *sips his coffee*
FYlife604 18
have you heard of instructor zero? I think they mean it in a good way just like instructor zero, you can rip shit up?
doodlesdork 7
If you think it could be for the center ring in the targets maybe he was saying you're a good shot?
Smiles360 7
Employee number zero is a ******* awesome name.
moondoglou420 17
Tell them you plan on dividing soon and watch the panic take over
Taiiametai 8
As most CEO's anymore didn't get to where they are without great leadership, I would imagine that he didn't find it funny. Your boss likely was spoken to regarding it making him look like a fool.
LARC_UoGuelph 9
2 is better than 3. 1 is better than 2, and 0 is better than 1. BAM! Mathematical. We are all reaching for numbers in the negatives.
rightlessonwrong 17
#22, tell that logic to your bank account and see how for that gets you.
Joseph24689 14
Oh
Shade1982 21
I am not a number! I am a free man!!
jasonrellet 22
Agent Zero is also the Asian expert marksman dude from X-men Origins: Wolverine... Maybe he was making a reference to that?